The stretchmark on my blank existence

Oh wow--I had so much to say just now, and went completely blank as I was waiting for the page to load up (5 seconds).

How sad is that? I started this blog on June 6th. It's now June 23rd. And I've gone blank...again.

I had a lot to say a few minutes ago...hold on, gimme a few seconds...........................

Well I went to the doctor today, for an annual physical. She told me I was at a perfect weight for my height (which she told me was 5'4 1/2"--the first time nay doctor since I turned 18 has told me that my actual height is 5'4 1/2"--which is how tall I am. All my other doctors have told me I'm 5'3". This never made any sense because my Mom is 5'3", and I'm definitely taller then her.) My Dad said--"Well, your doctor is not your Mom." (so true). I did lose two more pounds in the last two weeks. But, alas, my Mom won't care until she sees a difference.

Anyway...all this, and I found a tiny pink beginning of a stretchmark on one of my lovehandles. Fabulous.

And the doctor said no breakfast before our appointment this morning. My appointment was at 11am. It is now 1:45pm. I still haven't eaten. I'm waiting for my Dad to get off the phone to figure out what he wants to eat. (sigh). And I don't want to be rude.

I've become one of those people who checks her email (outlook / incredimail) every two seconds...whether it shows there's a message or not. It's some deep rooted need to feel important or wanted or something. I don't know.

Wanna hear something weird? Well if you don't want to know, don't read the next few lines.
My best friend, KBOAM, is getting married in a few weeks. We're throwing her bachelorette party this weekend. So I thought it would be fun to get some funny and raunchy goodie bags for all the guests. I found a few things in a store near my work, but thought I'd have better luck at this newly advertised "adult store" somewhere near my house. But I cannot find this store online anywhere! Not google or citysearch or any other website! All I need are the directions. But there's no online existence of it anywhere. Like a phantom or something.

(Sigh)...